Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.

Lewis Grizzard
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  2. We give up on life so easily. It's time we stopped and started fighting for it! - Anthony T. Hincks

  3. Steps can then be taken to slow down the natural progression before it gets started. It doesn't work to allow all the preliminary intimacies and then hope to stop the progression just short of intercourse. Very few people have the willpower to do that. - James C. Dobson

  4. Humble yourself before the Lord and he will lift you high. People who are gentle, humble and able always have a great ending no matter how small and where obscured they have started! - Israelmore Ayivor

  5. My father some times he goes crazy, but sometimes nerves, crazy and mad in one place it's like daemon have started to control his life so he ended his life. - Deyth Banger

More Quotes By Lewis Grizzard
  1. The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put bourbon in it.

  2. On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing.

  3. You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

  4. It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

  5. Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.

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